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Kim Jong Il’s secret travel diary

created by tripwolf on 2012-01-11

Kim Jong Il’s secret travel diary
The travel plans of North Korea’s eccentric (and very short) dictator Kim Jong Il are state secrets and hard to guess. He sometimes disappears for months and has the whole world guessing his whereabouts. The only sure thing is that he travels by train and boat only – he has a well-documented fear of flying! In a sensational coup the tripwolf team has gained to Kim Jong Il’s personal notebook with his notes for his summer trip: 2009 Summer Vacation Plans (pack sweater and high heels)
- Play Ping Pong against Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in leadership residence (on the small table)
- Go to Rangoon, Myanmar for workshop about crushing a revolution (invite Mahmoud to come?)
- Check out Paki nukes in Islambad
- Ping-Pong rematch with Mahmoud in his house in Tehran (avoid taking off shoes!)
- Visit Therme Vals in Switzerland (bring capitalist son from Swiss university)
- Calais, France – take boat to US, play piano on board
- Bellagio Casino, Las Vegas – win the „Kim Jong Il Lookalike Contest“ and win lots of money!
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