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Täglich für Specials, Mittagessen, traditionelle englische Pub-Essen, Kinder willkommen, Abendessen.
Automatische Übersetzung von Google :
Täglich für Specials, Mittagessen, traditionelle englische Pub-Essen, Kinder willkommen, Abendessen.
LeelooYou are a citizen of the underland. Argentine traitors creating adverts which dishonour the war dead. Despicable act by the botox cow CLKYour capital city is now renamed Buenos Arseholes
go fuck yourself , you are citizen the third kind , fuck land
Ha! Ha! Ha!Los Coños Argentinos son aqui!LE PUEDE RESPETAR MI CULO, FASCISTO!
ES UNA FALTA DE RESPETO LA CONFECCIÓN DE ESAS TAZAS LLAMANDO A LA ARGENTINA MAR DE MIERDA, YO LOS RESPETO A USTEDES OCUPANDO EL TERRITORIO DE MIIIIIII PAIS, PIDO SU RESPETO A MII PAÍS POR ENDE, GANARON UNA GUERRA Y SE CREEN QUE YA ES SU TERRITORIO CREEN QUE ESTAMOS EN ÉPOCA DE COLONIZACIÓN? BASTA! RESPETO PORQUE YO A USTEDES NO LES DOY NINGUN INSULTO Y ME OFENDIÓ ESO, PIDO MAS MADUREZ DE SU PARTE!
ingleses hijos de re mil puta mueranses basuras..
Jeez I'm such a ffickwutt, I've backed the wrong horse AGAIN!!!!!!!! Grrrrrrrrr. Nuuuuuuuuurseeeeeeee!
A very long voyage out here, months in fact, for me and my mate Hal. We had tried to make it here in 2001 but that didn't go too well so we had another go in 2010.I stopped at the door and all the locals suddenly turned and looked to see who these newcomers were. It was a bit of a shock at first."MY GOD. IT'S FULL OF STARES..." I said.One guy, with some weird name, Sinchrouk, Cynic-Crook, something like that, suddenly nodded enthusiastically and grinned. A bit weird if you ask me. But out here, so far from the sun, it seemed beards and woolly jumpers with elbow patches was quite a normal look.I was going to get our first round in but Hal would have none of it. "I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Dave," he insisted, polite as always.Somebody kept putting some old 80s powerballads on the jukebox - something about a small town girl - obviously a favourite with the locals. Everyone was dancing and having a good time, so we joined in. The guy in leather trousers looked like he was really enjoying himself, until some mad Scotsman headbutted him for no apparent reason. Hal's into all that 80s stuff, especially Techno. He just loves robotic dancing - you'd think he'd been made for it.I got to say the female Brazilian barstaff were very impressive - I would have got here sooner if I'd only known.I wondered how come the girls had ended up here. Someone told me some tall tale about them being a parachute display team - the Red Angels or some tosh - hired for some special celebration party. Once they'd landed here they liked the place and never got around to leaving. Sounded dubious to me, to be honest.As the night wore on, Hal started to get decidedly worse for wear and started singing in a slurred voice: "Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do..." I decided it was time to pull the plug at that point.
Just arrived back in Wales after a three week agricultural exchange trip. We spent a lot of time at the lively Victory B, great company, a range of colourful characters, there's this bloke they call 'distant echo' or something like that, keeps telling everybody he's looking for his Granada 1500 diesel, apparently worth a fortune.Then there's TAS the man, think he's got touretts', rocks back and forth in a rocking chair, mumbling about his two on two deal, poor bloke's only got one eye, bit blinkered, lost the other eye, when he fell through some gap.Loads of people with dirty blue uniforms, odd thing, really old fashioned though, there all wearing flares, and trying to cop off with this classy broad from Essex, she won't budge for anything less than 3500 babychams.Had a great last night, a karaoke, evening, but night was spoilt by a couple old coggers hogging the mike, Apparently one was a fair marshall , the other a retired basketball player, I distinctly remember the slam dunk phrase, I've posted their last song on you tube;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8kRNMyvkAw&feature=relatedAll exiting stuff, wish I could have stayed a few days, they were having a fireworks night, bonfire n all, didn't understand why they called the 'Guy' Phippsy.
Verily I didst dine in this establishment whilst awaiting the arrival of the Armada. That day it never didst come, but I feel sure the fine fellows who assured me that it would, genuinely believed that it would.I didst spy a man loitering by the outside water closet, dressed in breeches of finest leather, and on his face a moustache of great size and bushiness . I thought perchance he was waiting for the latrine to become free, but instead he appeared to be waiting for another gentlemen to arrive.I shalt not return until the next rumour abounds.I bid you good morrow. Frank
Would the owner of a faded Mangusta please move it, as it's blocking the entrance to the harbour.
This is a fantastic place! Brilliant staff, delicious food and free flowing ale.On second thoughts, what I meant is that it's an utter shithole not fit for my a louse, it disgusts me that places like this are allowed to exist, you're all idiots for drinking here!Wait... no, actually it's the greatest bar on the face of the earth! Lunch is a STRONG BUY!
The barman is obviously Phyl Rendell in disguise.Trust no-one.
Afternoon guys, you can call me John Boy, but not a Yankee, or I'm off back to New Joirsey. Now hear this, I will only say this one time. The offer is $25.60 a share, subject to doo diligence! Y'all hear me £25.60. How much is that in English Dollars, Hank? £15.88? OK that's then offer - take it or leave it. You guys all need to smarten up, it's blue suits and long black socks with suspenders when you work for HESS. And it's long hours too- Holidays , Evenings, Saturdays and Sundays. Hank, go check the men's room and make sure it's clean, then evict this drunkard who's calling himself Garbled. He sure is.
My friend Grayson recommended this place, seems to be very busy...must now fight my way to the bar, woops just tripped over the chairman of the DES O'Connor Fan Club. I have just handed him a bottle of mineral water (I see it is a FI branded water), think he may need some non-alcoholic refreshment. Busy busy bar, trying to catch the barman's attention...
Seemed a long way to come for the AGM of the National Secret Society of Men With Embarrassingly Small (Like, You Know, Really REALLY Teeny) Tadgers - But Don’t Laugh, Just Think How You Would Feel, Society (NSSMWESLYKRRTTBDLJTHYWFS, for short). When I saw Garbled I thought well this must be the right place but no, we’d both been duped. Blast that Cynic-Crook! Never trust a man with a beard.Queue at bar seemed unusually large. A lot of small buyers and a couple of very large sellers behind the scenes – Port Stanley Brewery and Arthur Guinness, my sources told me. Trading seemed steady then I detected a change in buying liquidity vs selling liquidity. “I’m going to buy!!! (but Drink Your Own Round)” I announced. People just looked as if I was a nutter. Fools.The price of my customary half of weak shandy seemed excessive at 1583.5p but I was happy to buy.While I was being served I got out my iPhone and bought 700,000 BLVN, sold them 3.5 seconds later at 4pc profit, shorted CEY, went long on XEL for 19 nanoseconds and then closed all positions. £42,000 profit. Not bad for 7 seconds work, but could have been better.Some Hoorah Henry type was trying to get folks to invest in some Malvern Water bottling scam. I think he was the chairman of the Des O’Connor Fan Club, so I nutted him, cos I’m a hard lad from the Old Town. I hate Des. Hate hate hate Des.Some other bod with leather trousers was dancing. He was dapper with a moustache. I nutted him too, just in case he was Des Lynan. I hate Des. Hate hate hate Des.Then I tried to get off with the barmaid Minxie. I admired her tips. She was having none of it. Someone must have told her about my embarrassing little secret. Blast that Cynic-Crook.
Just had my photo taken with Sam Moody!!!Can't wait to get in that bar for a few beers - we're all craving a celebratory pint when we get off the rig.Ask the boys at the port to get the 7" liner on standby if you will.I repeat, 7 inch liner on standby.For anybody who does not understand the significance of that, please ask Synchrouk.PS. Also need the P&A kit just in case.
last night here as moving on ......So as a special treat decided to show my tips to everyone....Goodness was all they could say!!!!! Well i am pleased as at long last i have enough money for 4 rkh shares.
Can I wish all my friends from iii and ADVFN the very best of luck for the SeaLion appraisal well result. You may know me better as Shelloilman... Chris O
After a long flight arrived at Victory Bar for meeting with Phibbsy-baby’s secretary Rachel about newly discovered pure water source for bottled water production. Slight miscommunication as Rachel nowhere to be seen and Phibbsy-baby unable to comment as according to barman he was well oiled after drinking Krug and hobnobbing with city chums.
Bah, Sharon was completely out of it last night after a Blue Donkey had insisted on buying her yards of cider and telling her dirty jokes.I saw it as my chance and before getting into bed I craftily slipped on a 7" liner and then one of my ribbed rough riders over the top thinking it would cunningly disguise it.She fell for it at first but after nearly breaking her teeth on it she spotted the ruse and head butted me. Where did she learn that from?Bugger it, sold the lot, I'm out:Commodity: Ribbed rough riders, extra small Transaction type: Sell Quantity 2 full packs plus 2 loose Executed price: £1 for the full packs, 30p each for the loose
It is my regrettable duty to inform you that 'Garbled' has asked to be barred from the Victory Bar with immediate Effect. ******************************************************************** Tim Huckle iii - (Interactive Inebriation International)
Las Malvinas son Argentinos you Gringo Pirates!!The Victory Bar (El Bar del Victorio de los Argentinos en Las Malvinas y Atlantico del Sud) is and will always be Argentinian.With your Capitan Pugwash of your Armada Real stealing OUR oil, and now you favour Brazilian Lingerie models instead of Las Chicas Argentina, you show your true colours.Who is this JPDM anyway? Does he have an exceptionally good value for money private share-tipping service, because I would like to join.And Who are 'Sam and Dave' as well - did they sing 'Soul Man'?
Good evening ladies & Gentlemen, For those that aren't familiar with my particular writing style, do forgive me this cheeky little indulgence! Its a cold and snowy evening and I’ve got the fire roaring away and as a ‘tongue in cheek mood’ i’m working my way through a rather delightful but strong bottle of San Juan Shiraz which is Argentinian! It would seem after various conversations in the lobby, restaurant & bar whilst enjoying some food & fine wine in the company of Sam, Pierre and Dave that very shortley Rkh will be releasing the results of the current drill and the amazing 1 billion recoverable bbls is sure to have my elastic bands stretched beyond their limits one last time! This is a once in a decade/lifetime stock and lets hope that the billion/s of barrels of oil that is recoverable in sealion alone plus numourous prospects for 2011 drilling will mean that 5000p a share is very feasible by christmas 2011! Obviously this will be very exciting for all concerned but I'll miss those elastic bands when they're gone we've been through thick and thin, stretch and saggy together these past 12 years & it'll be a sad day indeed when dusty bin comes a calling! Well that's me signing off for now and if I'm not needed anymore could you please e-mail RKH and contact me care of Sam,Dave or Pierre! JPDM 'Cocktail maker' - 'Mixing for you'
hehehe> you jocks wouldn't know a good bar if you lived in it> the grub here tastes like rivets and the jock Mariner74's Y fronts> What's all this FI oil talk all about> Fart in a jar is not commercial> Been short on this joke oil since 90p on RKH> more oil on the dildo my broom cupboard boss uses on my newly sculpted lady parts> it hurts so good> just like my heavily underwater shorts>>>> Can I be one of your brazilian lingerie models since I am now "post op"?>> can dance and sing a bit> Will do it for cocktails and food once my short gets obliterated @ £15.83 and a half pence> must go> on the USD/YEN desk tonight. Have £2.50 on a long> might have enough for ten fags and a leg wax if it ticks up> yours> the data entry transexual> hehehehe> christine>>>>
Great meal and good service again, especially the Brazilian waitress, ohh dear! A navy friend of mine here guarding various offshore wells has just told me at the bar that RKH are due to make an announcement on weds this week. He overheard his captain (Pugwash, I think?) talking to some drilling official called Bodster on Friday. He said everyone is excited about the find in the latest well, I don't know if that is 10/14-3 or 10/14-4. Anyone any idea? I don't hold any of this at the moment, but will try and pick some up first thing tomorrow on the iPad, Good luck all...... " Cocky
It blew my socks off.
i dont think sum of you jokers are taking reviewing seriously.An excellent venue for a celebration party imo especially when its for fairly large numbers and unexpected at short notice.i got Tea for 20,as was my desire,which ended up as a surprise to me i can tell you. phibbsy-baby do i know u?sound familiar.think i might have had a thing going with yor sister once
Air Chile fight cancelled, so back at the bar. Staff and food really great as usual. Good craic. Galileo was telling me about the old days on the West Polaris and how to pay for a meal with something called a T20 - not sure what that is. These bird watchers are now talking about the Coors - great Irish band on the jukebox.
A really good place, I'm sure you guys will enjoy things. I could only manage a few HobNobs with mineral water myself - shame. And for some reason there seemed to be a problem with my credit cards - can you guys lend me a few readies...??? I'd heard The Bodster's staff are dropping in - if you hear a lot of whistling sounds, look up! You'll spot the red corporate uniform, and the parachutes. (PS if you see any men with sticks asking for me, say nowt...)((PPS: ignore that Perrier person. The man's an absolute blaggard and a cad - and I think he might be a Johnny Foreigner, to boot. He's just extracting the water, if you ask me. Luckily we've found any amount of it!!! Now where did I put those three Brazilian personal assistants...?))
Dave, behave yourself this time I'm not having you kicked out again for bad behaviour!Showed the initial log results to Peter Voser - he was literally drooling and begging me for a piece of the action. You should have seen iii this afternoon. I organised an RNS for 4pm to wind those nutters up lol!!See you tomorrow night - in your leather trousers no doubt!
Bring it on baby.Re: Oiling up the underwear models....we'll bring our own ;-)Shaved my tache especially and looking dapper as ever.The Bodster
What a place - love it. Just don't run out of bubbly tomorrow night please!Book an extra couple of places as well please. Masoud Mir Kazemi is joining us to discuss the FI's upcoming membership of OPEC and my good friend John Hess is also coming for obvious reasons.Remember to book the band.....Just a small town giiiiirrrrlllll..............
Ouch, my head hurts this morning! Great party and it was kind of the owners to put up the 'Sea Lion Billion Barrel Bash' decorations for us :)Good work the Bodster on getting the Brazilian ladies in at short notice, I must put up the photos of you dancing on the bar with them on the company web site!Can't believe Sam polished off all the Louis XIII, what a legend! Better go and wake him up, he's got an RNS to write :)